grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

(Source: lesbolution, via gnarly)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via vvebkinz)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

(via oops-hi-green-blue)