sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk, via 92needles)

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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(Source: heteroh, via gnarly)

,,

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

-Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via the-bitchextraordinaire)

(via dadgenes)

  • what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
  • what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten